WORST FANS IN EUROPE Wasn't a complete failure of a year for Liverpool. They did win one award.		GOLES BEFORE HOLES We shouldn't have to tell you this. It should be instilled into you as a child. But in case you forget, football comes before everything. Even women.
	STICK MEN Just goest to show that things don't have to be too complex to take the piss. Even stick figures will do.		SIZE DOESN'T MATTER Who cares how small Gretna is. Like that hooker you keep visiting tells you, size doesn't matter.
	GRETNA FAN Which number fan are you? Number 3,742? Number 10,345? Pick your number and then confuse the people moaning about Gretna's size.		WHAT HAPPENS ON HOLIDAY STAYS ON HOLIDAY Back again, just in time for the summer season.
	7-1 Sir Fergie's greatest moment as Man United manager. Was it yours as a Man United fan?		MUFC Man U and AC/DC unite in this kickass t-shirt.
	GREAT FANS Despite the shite your football team throws at you - crap football, poor players, shit pies etc, u stand by them. Cos you're great!!		I NICKED THIS T-SHIRT FROM FRANK LAMPARD Only available in XXL. Get it? No? Cos he's chubby!
	FOOTBALL MANAGER MAKES ME SUICIDAL If you've played it, you'll know what we mean. Frustration and anger soon becomes depression and suicide.		ATTACK OF THE LITHUANIAN Is that a WMD he's hiding in his head. We think so. Some of the scary crap that comes out of his mouth is just madness.
	WWJD It's not the first time we've replaced Jesus with Jose. So when in trouble, don't think what Jesus would do, consider what the Special One would do.		PETER BEARDSLEY Kicking off our new "legends" range. First up: Beardsley. Don't worry, we've censorerd it for small children.
	RANGERS CROSSING New signs soon to be erected outside Ibrox to help their new aging defence cross the road.		9 out of 10 MAN U FANS ARE TWATS You might think its inaccurate - shouldn't it be 10 out of 10? Nope, 1 in 10 are just about bearable.
	PRESSLEY AND LING MONG The real reason he joined Celtic was to be closer to his new bridge...		MANCHESTER UNITED There's c*nt, hiding in Manchester United. Nope, not just Ronaldo, another one. Look closely.
	OPERATION FUCKTHEHUNS Agent LeGuen, infiltrated, undermined and then caused chaos from within Ultimately destroying their season. Mission Accomplished then.		EVOLUTION Switching to other side of the old firm seems to be happening more and more, its almost like evolution.
	LOOK ON THE BRIGHTSIDE So, your team is playing is shit! Look on the brightside, there is always some out there in a worse state.		BORN AGAIN TIM For all the people (and players) who are seeing the light.
	WHEEL THIEVES As sterotypical as a fat American eating a Big Mac explaining it's their right to own a gun.		DARTBOARD You can customise this t-shirt to feature the ugly mug of your choice on the dartboard.
	ENGLAND SUPPORTER With some pretty poor displays by England, it would be understandable if you wanted to deflect some of the attention away from yourself.		SCOTLAND SUPPORTER Unlike Scotland, who have been playing not bad for once. Display it loud and proud, you're a "Scotland Supporter"
	HEARTS REVOLUTION Not quite working out how most people thought it would - with them going through more managers than I got through hookers.		GRAHAM POLL POLL We took a poll about Graham Poll and this was the conclusion.
	FOOTBALL VIOLENCE For all the football hooligans amongst you. Fight, fight, fight, fight...		LOADSAMONEY Who cares if he took a bung or not. Not us. I'd certainly take one if I had the opportunity. Fuck the BBC and fuck Panaroma.
	BECKHAM ASS KISSING How far will Becks go to back into the England line up? We reckon this far. Macca might think further and pull out the gimp mask though.		THE DOGS BALLACKS He certainly is, and we'll fight anyone who tries to say otherwise - 3pm by the bikesheds at the back of the Science block. Bring it!!!
	I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! For stalkers, boasters, suck-ups and fat bastards alike.		I DONT SUPPORT BRASIL... but I know the chicks dig their t-shirts.
	FUCKFAST Because, I was told "it gets you fucked fast". Well I never!! Let's go and drink till we can't feel feelings.		THE HAMMERS Forget "The Sopranos", we now have "The Hammers" kicking seven shades of shit out of you..
	HAND OF GOD Want to wind up the English? Nothing will it do it better than a reminder of that infamous World Cup moment in '86..		STEVE IRWIN vs BEN THATCHER Don't believe it was a Stingray that killed Steve when there are worst animals around, like Ben Thatcher..
	I SUPPORT CHELSEA BECAUSE THEY PAY ME TO Why not? They have the money to.		BLATTER HATES ENGLAND If I didn't know better, I'd say he's really a German in disguise.
	JAMTART For the people that put the "tart" into Jam Tart.		UEFA WARNING Uefa are just a bunch or fucking spoilsports trying to take all the fun out football.
	HER OR FOOTBALL? Not really that hard a question. Football always comes first (lucky if your wife ever comes - boom boom)		HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Romanov expects Hearts to win the league...ha..ha..ha - he's having a laugh right??
	WOMAN'S LITTLE SECRET Apparently some girls like Frank Lampard...a lot. Maybe its just my girlfriend. Bastard!!		WAGS (or SLAGS) WAGS - Women and Girlfriends. SLAGS - the slutty ones.
	GERMANY 1-5 ENGLAND The most embarrassing thing to happen to Germany since the whole Hitler debacle.		MOURINHO'S SCHOOL FOR THE GIFTED Only the cream of gifted footballers, get scholarship at this school.
	FOOTBALL MAKES ME HORNY Admit it. As soon as your team wins the league, you're gagging to shag someone or something. It's the football (or maybe the alcohol).		PIE AND BOVRIL The footy snackage of champions. Makes me glad I'm not anorexic.
	YOUR TEAM IS SHIT We decided to come up with a tshirt that could appeal to everyone, no matter what team they supported and which team(s) they hated. We think it does the job nicely.		FOR SALE When shopping, there are now two prices. The normal price and the Roman Abramovich price.
	GOBSHITE Are you a bit of a smart-assed, piss-taking, joke making, chant-creating, banter loving, gobshite? If so, then this t-shirt is for you.		ENGLAND MANAGER POSITION It's certainly the reason I'm not the England manager. How about you?
	HOOLIE GLAZERS Special discounts to referees.		3 STEPS TO HEAVEN Beer, Football and Sex. It's that simple!!
	BIG MARVIN CURED MY CRABS... The big defender has extended his knowledge beyond football and now has the power to create miracles through his faith. Aren't footballers just amazing?		JJ Rest in Peace Jinky. You will be sadly missed.
	ITS NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE, ITS HOW DRUNK YOU GET A wise man who was having a "father and son" chat with his young boy about sporting events once proclaimed this - so true!!...		I LOVE SOL But not in that way. I swear. I just think he's a good footballer. Nothing gay. If he likes me, then its only one-sided. Honest!!
	WATCHING CHELSEA IS LIKE HAVING GREAT SEX... ...with a hooker (and just as expensive).		I SUPPORT____BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND DOES The true reason girls like football. That and men in shorts.
	FOOTBALL MANAGER IS RUINING MY LIFE If Champ Manager didn't ruin you life, you've no doubt switched over to Football Manager 2005.		FUCKED IT FOR ALL Only 8% of world cup tickets actually went to real fans. FIFA really fucked it again.
	HAIL HAIL Catchphrase for Celtic fans. Just say what you see!!!!		HERE'S THE DOOR. HERE'S THE MANAGER. Now use it, you fucking useless wankstain and stop ruining a good club with piss poor tactics and crap signings.
	ROMANOV'S LATEST SIGNING Want to play football for a living? Fancy earning a 5 figure wage each week? Well now you can...		ROONEY'S BROTHEL Based on the infamous brothel Rooney used to attend? A slice of t-shirt history.
	JOSE IS COMING LOOK BUSY... Forget Jesus, pray to Jose. Chelsea fans have been doing it and they keep winning the league. Worth a try.		OFFICIAL COINTHROWER The way we look at it, football matches are getting more and more dangerous. Something we applaud!!
	CROUCH THE GIANT Run from the giant you puny mortals!!!.		ESSIEN SCHOOL OF MARTIAL ARTS This guy looks like he can kick some serious ass.
	LEARNER For the day you pluck up the courage to take your ditzy bird to the footy.		I SUPPORT 2 TEAMS SCOTLAND AND WHOEVER'S PLAYING ENGLAND Sad but true!! Jealousy is a cruel thing..
	RUMOUR T-SHIRT... With transfer activity comes the rumours. It seems like every man and their dog is linked with your club.		ARSE We all know he is, now we have a t-shirt to confirm it.
	TIMMY HILFIGER We've stripped out the stuff that would normally put off any Celtic loving fan wearing a Hilfiger brand.		IF I HEAR ONE MORE THING ABOUT 1966 For the homicidal maniacs amongst you.
	I HAVE A BIG BALLSACK At least thats what the rumour scribbled on the bathroom walls say.		THE REFEREE IS A WANKER Everyone knows that referees are blind. They always miss the blatant penalty that your side deserves or fails to send off the Man United player for diving.
	LE GAFFER Le Guen - Le Gaffer. Rangers 12th manager.		10 THINGS I'D RATHER DO THAN SUPPORT ARSENAL Only 10? Surely there could have been so many more.
	DIOUF SPAT ON ME TOO What is it with El-Hadji Diouf and his need to cover the world with his saliva?		NEIL LENNON IS RICHER THAN YOU He's richer than you and me and Greg Shields and probably 95% of the other SPL players.
	ANDY WALKER IS WANKER At least thats what a lot of you think.		CHAMP MANAGER RUINED MY LIFE You put it on planning to only play an hour or two. Next thing you know, its been 12 hours and you've missed the whole fucking day...
	THE REF'S A PRODDY There's a conspiracy amongst refs. Just ask any Celtic fan. But are they Illumanti, ex KGB, Scientologists or just Orangemen???		I ATE ALL THE PIES Keep telling yourself its a thyroid condition Fattie!!
	MY CARAVAN IS BIGGER THAN PETROV'S It has a fridge and a microwave and I don't use a horse to pull it.		ENGLAND ROASTING TEAM The ultimate lads holiday t-shirt. Ideal for those booze and sex filled holidays to Shagaluf or Ibiza.
	GEORGE BEST Boozer, Shagger, Footballer, Legend...		MANCHESTER RED DEVILS It's just a matter of time before Glazer gets his "rebranding" hat on and Americanizes Man Ure.
	NUFC The toon army flying the flag of NUFC...		IM NOT SURPRISED THEY SHAG SHEEP, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR WOMEN? Have you ever actually sat down and contemplated the reason for shagging the sheep?
	GAY FOOTBALLERS SUCK They do, but it might cost you five grand.		GAYWATCH IN THE PREMIERSHIP Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light...
	WARNING When visiting Parkhead, you make want to take a few precautions.		RANGER F.C Playing shite football since 2005...
	LET'S KICK THE HUNS OUT OF FOOTBALL Got a sectarianism problem?? Suppose you could always follow this Celtic idea to sort it.		HUDDLE ROUND THIS! That's right, it's the second coming and the big man's not happy. He came to us in a dream and said that he likes praying and kneeling but think's huddling is just gay and wanky!!
	BEWARE OF THE GOD I message to all Sunderland players that don't pull their weight.		FOOTBALL & FIGHTING - LIVE FOR THE WEEKEND What else you going to do at the weekend? Have your chick drag you around B&Q to discuss gardening ideas? Fuck that!!!
	LEGLESS A party t-shirt for David Murray haters.		IZ IT COS I IZ KAFFLIK After being robbed of fairness by a certain ref, it was suggested that there has always been injustice towards Celtic. Is this why?
	SCALLY... You can take the boy out of Liverpool, move him up the road to Manchester and pay him tens of thousands a week, but you can't take the scally out of the boy.		DEREK RIORDAN SLEEPS IN MICHAEL JACKSON'S BED Allegedly!!
	I HATE THE SUBWAY LOYAL... A dedication to the part time supporters who only attend for 80 minutes of game before rushing out to catch the subway before everyone else leaves.		I'M NOT GAY BUT IF I WAS... The guy is sooooo fucking smooth, he's like a Portuguese James Bond. He could probably talk your girlfirend (and you) into bed very easily.
	SEVILLE CALCUATOR Useless piece of junk. Always exaggerating the actual figure.		I PITY THE FOOL THAT SUPPORTS ARSENAL You should listen to Mr T. He knows his stuff.
	ROONEY'S A W_N_ER What is he?? What letters are missing? Winner? Wanker? Winker? Winder?		MICHAEL OWEN IN YOUR POCKET So small, you could just pick him and put him in your pocket.
	PERSIE WASHING POWDER Shifts incriminating staings - fast! For those "sticky" situations.		VOLIM TE DADO Stalker t-shirt in honour of Dado. Means "I love you Dado" in croatian.
	SAY 'AYE' TO A KILLIE PIE Seems that Killie are famous for their pies. Mmmm, I can't think of anything better than a hot pie. Can you?		HUMMING This just about sums the new Hearts strip. Although the Hibees seems to think it sums up Hearts fan in general.
	5-0 How embarrassing. Worst European result for a British team in..........well for as long as we can remember.		BAKA NAKA If he's really that good, why is he playing in the SPL? Baka!!
	GIRFUY Is an abbreviation for something else. If you don't what then you're not part of the gang.		FIRST IS EVERYTHING SECOND IS NOTHING How very true. But also applies to third, fourth, fifth etc....
	CONGRATULATIONS...CHEATING BASTARDS ... Your mum and dad would always spout shit about "its the taking part that counts" and "nobody likes a sore loser". What do they know.		MAN UTD DIVING SCHOOL Man Utd have some of the diving kings in the Premiership. So much so, they even have a school for it.
	THE THINGS THAT ARE IMPOSSIBLE WITH MEN, ARE POSSIBLE WITH GOD He prayed for some divine intervention and what happens? The unthinkable.		THE HELICOPTER IS CHANGING DIRECTION How close the helicopter got to Firpark before being told that Celtic had blown it and that he had to turn round is anybody's guess!!
	I AIN'T GETTING ON NO PLANE, FOOL! He may have retired now, but he's still a legend. A pussy for being scared of flying, but still a legend.		FERGIE THINKS KEANE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN 500 YEARS... Beginning to think we should have done "Fergie and Keane, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g..." Fergie does love him - its obvious.
	BHOYS "R" US... Someone realised, Bhoys rhymes with Toys and hey presto, we have a t-shirt. Quite a nice one too, even if we say so...		FUKC Our take on the classic FCUK tshirts. Customisable to say anything you want.
	TONY MOWBRAY'S GOT A FUCKIN' MONKEY'S HEID "Tony Mowbray's got a fuckin' monkeys heid, a fuckin' monkey's heid, a fuckin' monkey's heid. Tony Mowbray's got a......" you know the rest!!!!		CHELSEA TAPS Has Roman decided to expand his empire and get into the plumbing business?
	GINGER C*NT One of our bestsellers.		NO EXCUSES! Everybody has an excuse these days. "We should have a had a penalty." "The referee was shit." "We don't have Roman's money", "We lack height"...
	WANTED Are you a jambo? Need someone to put your bin out whilst you head off to Europe? This t-shirt is for you..		E-COLI TACTIC A formidable tactic that your opponents will struggle against...
	PREMIERSHIP LOSERS We never did like the idea that "nobody remembers the loser". People only ever seem to care about the winners. Well not us.		I TURNED DOWN THE SCOTLAND MANAGER JOB Well before Walter Smith took it on, myself and 99% of other people asked offered the job, turned it down.
	THE WORLD FAMOUS ENGLAND CIRCUS Roll up, roll up, welcome to The World Famous England Circus. Here at the England Circus you will enjoy an unpredictable night of laughter.	THE ZIDANE HEADBUTT GAME It's fun for all the family.	THE ZIDANE HEADBUTT GAME It's fun for all the family.